soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

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l4d2 + text posts (aka i gave into the trend)

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impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

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So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

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discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

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captaincommunist:

j-hnnystorm:

#when alfred cries #the whole world cries with him

If you look at Michael Caine’s eyes, he’s addressing Thomas and Martha’s grave rather than Bruce’s. When you let that sink in…ow.

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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important

  • mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
  • sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
  • mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
  • sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

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beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

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hrunting:

dickhats:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

what the fuck did you think cleaning meant

I assumed soap molecules were sticky or something and that they grabbed onto dirt and junk and then you wash it all away

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Australian minimum wages

hideoutfromreality:

Okay so, I’ve seen a LOT of people making comments about Australia’s ‘minimum wage’ being at almost $17 an hour all over tumblr, and I’m just going to take a moment to educate you guys on how this works, because this needs to be brought up.

Lets start with what you know:

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This here is what you’ve seen thus far, HOWEVER, what the more popular post is missing is THIS:

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SOURCE

AUSTRALIA’S MINIMUM WAGE IS DICTATED BY YOUR AGE.

You see that top one? That is why so many fast food places here are hiring teenagers, ESPECIALLY American run food chains such as Mc Donalds and KFC, and rarely have adults aside from management. This is because the older you get, the more you get paid, and likewise, the less hours you get.

YOU DO NOT GET THE SAME WAGE AS A 21 YEAR OLD ADULT.

So yes, while the minimum wage for an adult is sure as hell better than, say, the US and whatnot, please keep in mind that my country isn’t some utopia. It is much, much harder for an adult to get a job here because no one wants to pay the full wage. Everyone wants teens because they can pay them $6 an hour.

So don’t romanticise about my damned country like it’s heaven on earth. The minimum wage deal here is better, but it’s not perfect, and anyone whose grown up here will know that for a fact.

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hippity-hoppity-brigade:

polytropic-liar:

modern day icarus with burns on his back and full of bitterness and throws out cynicism but sometimes he just looks at the sun like it’s the best thing in the world  (◡‿◡✿)

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sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:

prairielullaby:

are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations

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